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I'M AN ANIMAL IN BED SLUTS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME HERE I KISS MY HOT FRIENDS FOR CASH IT'S NOT GAY IF YOU BEAT THEM UP
BLING-BLING NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK SLAVERY GETS SHIT DONE MY MARXIST FEMINIST DIALECTIC BRINGS
WHITE FLOUR! MY LIFE IS A VERY COMPLICATED DRINKING GAME THIS T-SHIRT IS 100% ORGANIC THE BLACK MAN IS KEEPING ME DOWN
STRAIGHT WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS I FUCKING LOVE TO CUDDLE
ANTE, CHRIST FUCKING CLASSY SO, WE COOL NOW? (BARACK OBAMA) BAAAAAA MEANS NOOOOO!
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY HUNNY FUCK THE COLORBLIND MEN WHO WEAR SANDALS GET WHAT THEY ANTI-CHIRST '08 (BARACK OBAMA)
I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH MIDGETS I POUND BEERS FOR JESUS I DIDN'T COME HERE TO IMPRESS NONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER
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LET'S GET FUCKED UP! LIKE THE ECONOMY BAILOUT GIFT CERTIFICATE
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME? SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DRINK YOUR BEER ATHEIST I SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN
I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT SUPPORT OUR TROOPS EXCEPT RON, THAT GUY'S A DICK HOBBES REVENGE I DRINK IN MODERATION - "MODERATION" IS AN IMAGINARY PLACE THAT EXISTS WHEREVER I AM
TALK NERDY TO ME I TAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE I'D RATHER BE SNORTING COCAINE OFF A HOOKER'S ASS TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: FUCK YOU.
I'LL BE USING THESE TO MY ADVANTAGE YES MY T-SHIRT DOES SAY FUCK ON IT IT ALSO SAYS CUNT JESUS LOVES YOU NEXT BEST THING
WORLDS' GOODEST TEECHER GOD BLESS AMERICA SWALLOW OR IT'S GOING IN YOUR EYE I INVENTED A NEW DRINKING GAME - ITS CALLED DRINK TILL YOU'LL FUCK ME
WARNING - IF I WAKE UP WITH MARKER ON MY FACE I'LL STAB YOU IT'S 1620 SOMEWHERE I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS? SAUSAGE FEST
VIRGINS WANTED NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY MOO (CHICKEN) PLATYPUS OF DEATH ANTI-CHIRST '08 (BARACK OBAMA)
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I STOLE THIS SHIRT FROM A HOMELESS KILL YOURSELF - ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT! IS IT SOLIPSISTIC IN HERE, OR IS IT WAL*MARX - ALWAYS CORPORATE GREED
I MEET OR EXCEED EXPECTATIONS PURPLES 03687 DAYS SINCE THE LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS
GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM AND/OR COLLEGE DEAR LORD THANK YOU FOR THIS PUSSY NATURAL REDHEAD HE LOVES THE COCK
THIS SHIRT IS ONLY BLUE WHEN I'M I'M THE ONE YOU GOTTA BLOW TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE IF A FAT GIRL FALLS IN THE WOODS DO THE TREES LAUGH? WOMEN ARE LIKE PARKING SPOTS THEY'RE WHORES AND LIARS
ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER!! SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS LATER HEY YOU. YEAH, YOU. NO, NOT YOU SANTA RUBBED YOUR TOOTHBRUSH ON HIS BALLS
THOUSANDS OF MY POTENTIAL CHILDREN DIED ON YOUR DAUGHTER'S FACE LAST NIGHT AL GORE DIDN'T INVENT THE INTERNET BUT HE DID MAKE UP GLOBAL WARMING STRANGER WITH BENEFITS ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES!
I FUCKED SARAH PALIN ...AS A KITE THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING ON THE BACK OF THIS SHIRT HUNG HORSE
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MY NATIVE AMERICAN NAME IS STEVE GAY JESUS OFFENDS CHRISTIANS REMINDER: BUY MORE BEER COMA SUTRA
NEXT BEST THING SWALLOWS SKIN IS NOT MY LARGEST ORGAN FUCK YE!
SOLDIERS NEED HUMMERS PLEASE HELP SUPPORT THE CAUSE! SAVE GAS - RIDE THE HANDICAPPED GLUTEN FOR PUNISHMENT I KNOW VIOLENCE ISN'T THE ANSWER - I GOT IT WRONG ON PURPOSE
YOUR MOM - RATED E FOR EVERYONE HOW DARE I WEAR THIS GODDAMN SHIRT IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING KIDS?! DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS - IT'S NOT NICE TO PICK ON RETARDS IF YOU'RE THIS CLOSE WHY DON'T YOU JUST SUCK MY DICK?
HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE? NOT AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF WHITE PEOPLE ANY WAY WE CAN SPEED THIS UP? I JUST KILLED A CLOWN
THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THIS SHIRT IS THAT BY THE TIME YOU REALIZE IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU TO STOP READING IT YOU DUMB FUCK I PUT THE IN LAZY LAST CALL
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